I'm just a pretty much shitty person that likes blogging. I love Pacific Rim, Homestuck, LEGO Bricks, Mass Effect, and I'm usually pretty okay to chat with if you're so inclined. It should also be noted that I'm hella gay.

 

Tagged by Mysanityisresting

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Name: William

Nickname: Will

 Birthday: November 29th

Gender: Cisgendered male

Sexuality: Gay as fuck

Height: 5’9”/5’10” last time I went to a doctor, don’t remember which.

Time Zone: Central Time

What time and date is it there: September 22nd, 10:04 AM

Average hours of sleep I get each night: More than 10 during summer, less than 6 during the school year.

The last thing I Googled was: A timezone map, so I could answer the timezone question…

My most used phrase(s): "What the fuck", "What to heckie", "You dumb shit", "Fucking faggot" (I say it with the utmost affection, I swear), "Excuse you".

First word that comes to mind: …Kumquat

What I last said to a family member: ”Are you an awful baby???” — To my baby sister, Zoe.

One place that makes me happy & why: Smash Burger, because the food’s fucking amazing and Trevor and I spent a lot of days after school there eating and talking about random shit.

How many blankets I sleep under: 1 on a good day night, 0 when I’m feeling not good.

Favourite beverage(s): Dr. Pepper, cream soda, root beer.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians Of the Galaxy

Three things I can’t live without: Internet, Music, and a friend or two maybe.

Something I plan on learning: How to code on computers like the huge fucking nerd I am.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t be gay and/or single. It is not fun.

You all have to listen to this song: "Somewhere Only We Know" cover by Lily Allen (with a cute as hell video to go with it).

My blog(s): Just this one, until I finally get around to making that porn blog. I’m open for URL suggestions.

Tagging: Nobody.

Petition to make being awake not a required thing anymore.

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

ryannxp:

this is important

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.
Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.

Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

(Source: multipack)

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

marthemacabre:


heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs)

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution)